so i went to the toilets at the bungy site
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
your brother has some kind of super genetics we must use him for breeding purposes
The kid in the back feelin it
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I found a penny just before. What does this spider think I am? Foreign exchange?
This picture fucked me up
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
She just died like 17 times in that fight
she needs to step up her fucking game
"When I was your age, I had to deal without all these electronics."
That’s because when you were my age they didn’t exist. I bet my right arm if they had, you would have also wanted them very badly, so I don’t want to fucking hear it.
it’s 5:30 in the morning and i just discovered that the conch animal have eyes and it’s fucking glorious
the fuck do you know